Mommy, why does Daddy drink so much?

*The following account is true. No names or events have been changed to save embarrassment. I am not making this up.

So Jason & I are on our way to school this week when Jason asks, "Mommy, why does Daddy drink so much?"

I alarmingly scan my mind to see what he could possibly be talking about. "What do you mean baby?"

"I mean, why does Daddy drink so much of that white creamy stuff that we use to make icing and ice cream?"

"OHHHHHH (an epiphany/sigh of relief), whipping cream? Daddy just likes it, that's all."

I guess the next time Trav uses whipping cream in his shake, I'll be a little more discreet when I get steamed up about it.